Oh my god.

My friend S. got me the best - well, the funniest - birthday present ever.

It's a rap written and performed by Rap Master Maurice for the guy I was dating/seeing/whatever up until Valentine's day, when he disclosed he'd been seeing someone else, and the next day, when he brought her to the (small) bar/music venue where he knew I would be, and stayed all evening.

This is seriously hilarious and genius. Go to Rap Master Maurice's page. Once there, click on "A Lot of Nuts."

Enjoy!